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Monday, January 23, 2006

Monday morning humor

Brokeback Mountain is amazing. Go see it.

Saw this in the Express this morning--as many of their things are, it was pretty good.

Dear D.C. Council: We heard you are considering the cherry as Washington's official fruit. We think that is too pedestrian for an entity as unique as D.C., which is so special it doesn't even get a star on the flag. We suggest the durian instead. It's spikey on the outside, like the fence around the White House. And inside are what look like brains. But it stinks to high heaven, like the Anacostia River or Jack Abramoff's accounting practices. Love, Express.

Wish I could post the picture of the durian that they had with the letter, but i can't. Enjoy anyway!

Friday, January 13, 2006

Have I mentioned I'm anti-Bush?

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

I'm beginning to understand you...

My mom sent me this article back in November and the subject of her email was "I'm beginning to understand you..." Glad she's starting to get me, almost 27 years after she gave birth to me. :)

Generation Y: They've arrived at work with a new attitude
By Stephanie Armour, USA TODAY

They're young, smart, brash. They may wear flip-flops to the office or listen to iPods at their desk. They want to work, but they don't want work to be their life.
This is Generation Y, a force of as many as 70 million, and the first wave is just now embarking on their careers — taking their place in an increasingly multigenerational workplace.
Get ready, because this generation — whose members have not yet hit 30 — is different from any that have come before, according to researchers and authors such as Bruce Tulgan, a founder of New Haven, Conn.-based RainmakerThinking, which studies the lives of young people.
Who is Gen Y?
There is no consensus over the exact birth dates that define Gen Y, also known by some as echo boomers and millennials. But the broadest definition generally includes the more than 70 million Americans born 1977 to 2002. Generation X was born roughly 1965 to 1976.Narrower definitions put Gen Yers as those ages 16 to 27, born from 1978 to 1989. This narrower view is based on the thinking that as the pace of change in society accelerates, the time frame of a generation gets shorter.
Effect on workforce
Under the narrow definition, as they take their first jobs, Gen Y would be the fastest-growing segment of the workforce — growing from 14% of the workforce to 21% over the past four years to nearly 32 million workers.
About Gen Y workers
High expectations of self: They aim to work faster and better than other workers.High expectations of employers: They want fair and direct managers who are highly engaged in their professional development.Ongoing learning: They seek out creative challenges and view colleagues as vast resources from whom to gain knowledge.Immediate responsibility: They want to make an important impact on Day 1.Goal-oriented: They want small goals with tight deadlines so they can build up ownership of tasks.Source: Bruce Tulgan of RainmakerThinking
This age group is moving into the labor force during a time of major demographic change, as companies around the USA face an aging workforce. Sixty-year-olds are working beside 20-year-olds. Freshly minted college graduates are overseeing employees old enough to be their parents. And new job entrants are changing careers faster than college students change their majors, creating frustration for employers struggling to retain and recruit talented high-performers.
Unlike the generations that have gone before them, Gen Y has been pampered, nurtured and programmed with a slew of activities since they were toddlers, meaning they are both high-performance and high-maintenance, Tulgan says. They also believe in their own worth.
"Generation Y is much less likely to respond to the traditional command-and-control type of management still popular in much of today's workforce," says Jordan Kaplan, an associate managerial science professor at Long Island University-Brooklyn in New York. "They've grown up questioning their parents, and now they're questioning their employers. They don't know how to shut up, which is great, but that's aggravating to the 50-year-old manager who says, 'Do it and do it now.' "
That speak-your-mind philosophy makes sense to Katie Patterson, an assistant account executive at Edelman Public Relations in Atlanta. The 23-year-old, who hails from Iowa and now lives with two roommates in a town home, likes to collaborate with others, and says many of her friends want to run their own businesses so they can be independent.
"We are willing and not afraid to challenge the status quo," she says. "An environment where creativity and independent thinking are looked upon as a positive is appealing to people my age. We're very independent and tech savvy."
A great deal is known about Gen Y:
•They have financial smarts. After witnessing the financial insecurity that beset earlier generations stung by layoffs and the dot-com bust, today's newest entrants into the workforce are generally savvy when it comes to money and savings. They care about such benefits as 401(k) retirement plans.
Thirty-seven percent of Gen Yers expect to start saving for retirement before they reach 25, with 46% of those already working indicating so, according to a September survey by Purchase, N.Y.-based Diversified Investment Advisors. And 49% say retirement benefits are a very important factor in their job choices. Among those eligible, 70% of the Gen Y respondents contribute to their 401(k) plan.
Patterson, who works at Edelman, has already met with a financial planner, and her co-worker, Jennifer Hudson, 23, is also saving for the future.
"I knew what a Roth IRA was at 17. I learned about it in economics class," says Hudson, an assistant account executive in Atlanta and a University of Alabama graduate. "My generation is much more realistic. We were in college when we saw the whole dot-com bust."
•Work-life balance isn't just a buzz word. Unlike boomers who tend to put a high priority on career, today's youngest workers are more interested in making their jobs accommodate their family and personal lives. They want jobs with flexibility, telecommuting options and the ability to go part time or leave the workforce temporarily when children are in the picture.
"There's a higher value on self fulfillment," says Diana San Diego, 24, who lives with her parents in San Francisco and works on college campuses helping prepare students for the working world through the Parachute College Program. "After 9/11, there is a realization that life is short. You value it more."
•Change, change, change. Generation Yers don't expect to stay in a job, or even a career, for too long — they've seen the scandals that imploded Enron and Arthur Andersen, and they're skeptical when it comes to such concepts as employee loyalty, Tulgan says.
They don't like to stay too long on any one assignment. This is a generation of multitaskers, and they can juggle e-mail on their BlackBerrys while talking on cellphones while trolling online.
And they believe in their own self worth and value enough that they're not shy about trying to change the companies they work for. That compares somewhat with Gen X, a generation born from the mid-1960s to the late-1970s, known for its independent thinking, addiction to change and emphasis on family.
"They're like Generation X on steroids," Tulgan says. "They walk in with high expectations for themselves, their employer, their boss. If you thought you saw a clash when Generation X came into the workplace, that was the fake punch. The haymaker is coming now."
Tulgan, who co-authored Managing Generation Y with Carolyn Martin and leads training sessions at companies on how to prepare for and retain Generation Yers, says a recent example is a young woman who just started a job at a cereal company. She showed up the first day with a recipe for a new cereal she'd invented.
Conflicts over casual dress
In the workplace, conflict and resentment can arise over a host of issues, even seemingly innocuous subjects such as appearance, as a generation used to casual fare such as flip-flops, tattoos and capri pants finds more traditional attire is required at the office.
Angie Ping, 23, of Alvin, Texas, lives in flip-flops but isn't allowed to wear them to the office. "Some companies' policies relating to appropriate office attire seem completely outdated to me," says Ping, at International Facility Management Association. "The new trend for work attire this season is menswear-inspired capri pants, which look as dressy as pants when paired with heels, but capri pants are not allowed at my organization."
And then there's Gen Y's total comfort with technology. While boomers may expect a phone call or in-person meeting on important topics, younger workers may prefer virtual problem solving, Tulgan says.
Conflict can also flare up over management style. Unlike previous generations who've in large part grown accustomed to the annual review, Gen Yers have grown up getting constant feedback and recognition from teachers, parents and coaches and can resent it or feel lost if communication from bosses isn't more regular.
"The millennium generation has been brought up in the most child-centered generation ever. They've been programmed and nurtured," says Cathy O'Neill, senior vice president at career management company Lee Hecht Harrison in Woodcliff Lake, N.J. "Their expectations are different. The millennial expects to be told how they're doing."
Matt Berkley, 24, a writer at St. Louis Small Business Monthly, says many of his generation have traveled and had many enriching experiences, so they may clash with older generations they see as competition or not as skilled. "We're surprised we have to work for our money. We want the corner office right away," he says. "It seems like our parents just groomed us. Anything is possible. We had karate class, soccer practice, everything. But they deprived us of social skills. They don't treat older employees as well as they should."
Employers are examining new ways to recruit and retain and trying to sell younger workers on their workplace flexibility and other qualities generally attractive to Gen Y.
At Abbott Laboratories in Chicago, recruiters are reaching out to college students by telling them about company benefits such as flexible work schedules, telecommuting, full tuition reimbursement and an online mentoring tool.
Perks and recruitment
Aflac, an insurer based in Columbus, Ga., is highlighting such perks as time off given as awards, flexible work schedules and recognition.
Xerox is stepping up recruitment of students at "core colleges," which is how the company refers to universities that have the kind of talent Xerox needs. For example, the Rochester Institute of Technology is a core school for Xerox recruiting because it has a strong engineering and printing sciences programs. Others include Massachusetts Institute of Technology, the University of Illinois and Cornell University.
Xerox is using the slogan "Express Yourself" as a way to describe its culture to recruits. The hope is that the slogan will appeal to Gen Y's desire to develop solutions and change. Recruiters also point out the importance of diversity at the company; Gen Y is one of the most diverse demographic groups — one out of three is a minority.
"(Gen Y) is very important," says Joe Hammill, director of talent acquisition. "Xerox and other Fortune-type companies view this emerging workforce as the future of our organization."
But some conflict is inevitable. More than 60% of employers say they are experiencing tension between employees from different generations, according to a survey by Lee Hecht Harrison.
The survey found more than 70% of older employees are dismissive of younger workers' abilities. And nearly half of employers say that younger employees are dismissive of the abilities of their older co-workers.
As an executive assistant, Jennifer Lewis approves expenses and keeps track of days off for employees, which she says can be awkward because she's so much younger than her co-workers. She reports to the president of her company's design department.
"People who have been here 10 years, and they have to report to a 22-year-old," Lewis says. She also says in an e-mail that "I often have to lie about my age to receive a certain level of respect that I want from my co-workers."
Lewis, a senior at Hunter College in New York, tries not to tell people she is a student for fear it will make her seem like "the young schoolgirl." She pays rent and pays for her own school and spends her free time taking cooking and pottery classes.
But there are advantages to being young as well. "I am computer savvy," she says, "so people come to me for everything."

Monday, January 09, 2006

Good book

I highly recommend reading "The Red Tent" by Anita Diamant. I was very much against it due to the fact that the characters are from the Bible, (that whole anti religion thing sneaking into my life again) but mom convinced me that it really wasn't about the Bible and dammit, she was right! I blasted through it in just a few days. Its definitely on the top 10 list with "I Know This Much Is True" by Wally Lamb and "The Kite Runner" by Khaled Hosseini. Is it sad that when I heard "From The Corner Of His Eye" by Dean Koontz the first time on audiotape, I cried at the end?

Man, I love a good book.

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Wedding Update

Tunnies is happy!!! I managed to put together about 70% of our wedding ceremony last night. Damn i love having all this time to plan my wedding now! I've emailed the caterer a few times, the guy coordinating the music AND the woman who is going to officiate! I'm on a roll....

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Improving myself

So last night, Pigpen and I had a bit of premarital counseling. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. NOT recommended with a member of the clergy--which of course we're not doing since we're not religious and at this moment, we have NO idea who will be the one marrying us on June 10. but the wonderful LCSW we've been going to has really helped us and I'm all sorts of ready to start THIS marriage off right since I failed miserably at the other one. But I learned something deep about myself last night that I need to work on in the New Year and for the rest of my life. I'm a control freak. Spontaneity is NOT my middle name. I found out that Pigpen isn't necessarily spontaneous, but that he doesn't mind last minute spontaneous plans whereas Tunnies has a hard time dealing with last minute changes. Pigpen is SO good at being "go with the flow." So i've been getting mad at Pigpen when things happen last minute and I can't adjust my brain when in reality, its totally been my lack of ability to be easygoing like him that's been the problem. So we discussed how I can loosen up a bit and he can help me by being a little more forthcoming when plans change as they change, not AFTER they change so that I can adjust my mental picture of the situation and be content. Its all about compromise and Tunnies not being the control freak she is. I love talking about myself in the third person...

Dammit, Pigpen and i will be the bestest married couple EVER :)

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Happy New Year

Its 2006 kids. Good riddance 2005. Did you make a new year's resolution? I didn't. I usually don't. This year, I honestly didn't even think about it. Pigpen's best man's resolution is to give up fast food for a year. Says he did it once a few years back. I don't even think I could contemplate doing that--its not the food I'm addicted to, its the fact that its FAST. When Pigpen and I trailer, boy is it easy to just stop at a Rudy Mac's (Pigpen's dad's name for McDonalds--who knows) and grab something and get back on the road. Mr. Best Man is a better man than me. Wait, I'm a woman and I'm a way better woman than him.

Well, despite that I don't do resolutions, I resolve to enjoy this year--to plan the wedding the way we want it, to start my marriage off right and to be good to myself and Pigpen. And I resolve to fit into my wedding dress on June 10. I tried it on yesterday and it fit great. I think I can make it 5 more months...

I can tell this year is going to be good--I just handed back the stuff from my second job i was doing this fall to the woman who was out on maternity leave since last June. LETS CELEBRATE MY FREEDOM!