some comic relief on a shitty day

"little miss muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey. along came a spider who sad down beside her and frightened ms. muffet away. then muffet went back and checked her gun rack, grabbing a .357. finding the spider, she sat down beside her and blew that poor sucker to heaven."the uncut version from the Pearls Before Swine comic strip by Stephan Pastis